Thus I have Spoken

July 31, 2005

Sondra is having a meme game

Filed under: Uncategorized — steamdragon @ 9:05 am

Post in her comments

“Use Hillary! as an adjective.”

babalu blew away the competition with this…

With apologies to the immortal Bard:
To Hillary, or not to Hillary, that is the question,
Whether ‘tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The slings and arrows of outrageous Hillary,
Or to take arms against a sea of Hillaries,
And by opposing, end them: to die, to sleep,
No more; and by a sleep, to say we end
The Hillaries, and the thousand Bill-Hillaries
That flesh is heir to; ‘tis an unHillary
Devoutly to be wished. To die, to sleep,
To sleep, perchance to dream, ay there’s the Hill.
For in that sleep of dreams, what Hillaries may come
When we have shuffled off this stupid Hillary
Must give us pause – there’s the respect
That makes calamity of so much Hillary:
For who would bear the lies and crimes of Hillary,
The schemer’s plots, the elitist’s snubs,
The legs of a grand piano, the serpent eyes,
The “insolence of office,” and the shames
That patient public of the Hillary takes,
When he might his Hillary make
With a bare Monica; who would BJs bear,
To smile and campaign under a fallen star,
But that the dread of something after the Senate,
The unredeemable country, from whose Hillary
No patriot returns, puzzles the will,
And makes us rather bear the Bush we now have,
Than fly to Hillaries we know well of.
Thus Hillary doth make victims of us all,
And thus the native hue of honesty
Is sicklied o’er with the pox of Hillary,
And experiments of noble goal and purpose,
With this Hillary their White House make crimson,
And lose the name of honor. Soft you now,
The Hildebeast – Beyotch, in thy cauchemares
Be my Constitution remembered. (Hamlet III, iii, 56-89)
Or, more simply put by Norfolk, Hillary me no Hillaries!

This is just too rich… Got to save it for the ’08 election cycle!

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