Thus I have Spoken

September 24, 2005

A Great Idea Going Nowhere

Filed under: Uncategorized — steamdragon @ 7:23 am

Here is the link
My comments are in italics

Let Wal-Mart Take Over Emergency Management
The New York Times
Sep. 21, 2005

by John Tierney

SLIDELL, La. – I don’t think Washington needs any more czars. But if
President Bush feels compelled to put someone in charge of rebuilding the
Gulf Coast, let me suggest a name: Lee Scott.

Scott is the chief executive of Wal-Mart, one of the few institutions to
improve its image here after Katrina sent a 15-foot wave across the north
shore of Lake Pontchartrain. If you mention the Red Cross or FEMA to people
in Slidell, you hear rants about help that didn’t arrive and phone lines
that are always busy. If you mention state or national politicians, you
hear obscenities.
And this is true outside of the effected areas, too.
I have more to say about this…

But if you visit the Wal-Mart and the Sam’s Club stores here, you hear
shoppers who have been without power for weeks marveling that there are
still generators in stock (and priced at $304.04). You hear about the
trucks that rolled in right after the hurricane and the stuff the stores
gave away: chain saws and boots for rescue workers, sheets and clothes for
shelters, water and ice for the public.

Ahh yes, the EEEVILE corporation trying to gain a dependent class of people…

“This was the only place we could find water those first days,” said Rashan
Smith, who was shopping with her three children at Wal-Mart on Saturday. “I
still haven’t managed to get through to FEMA. It’s hard to say, but you get
more justice at Wal-Mart.”

That’s the same assessment you hear from public officials in Louisiana, and
there’s even been talk of letting Wal-Mart take over FEMA’s job. The
company already has its own emergency operations center, where dozens of
people began preparing for the hurricane the week before it hit by moving
supplies and trucks into position.

PPP- Proper Prior Planning

I realize that Scott would not be a popular choice with Democrats. They
concede that Wal-Mart and other private companies were far better prepared
for Katrina than FEMA was, but they say FEMA would work fine if it were
under the control of a virtuous, compassionate public servant – someone, as
Bill Clinton suggested, like himself.

WHAT!?! break out the cigars and interns, We gonna have a PARTY!

Clinton looks back on the 1990s as FEMA’s Age of Pericles. “I think we did
a good job of disaster management,” he said on ABC’s “This Week.” While
criticizing the Bush administration for leaving poor people stranded in New
Orleans, he said that he and his FEMA director, James Lee Witt, had been
especially sensitive to the needs of poor people because of their own

We never DID get to see those background checks, now did we?
I wonder how many of that crowd could buy a gun?

But if they cared so much, why didn’t New Orleans ever work out a feasible
way to evacuate poor people? FEMA had a golden opportunity to plan it
during the 1990s. The threat of nuclear war had receded and terrorism
wasn’t yet a priority, so the agency’s biggest concerns should have been an
earthquake in California and a flood in New Orleans.

There is a plan. IN PRINT. Both a city plan, and a State plan.
They just didn’t use it.
Or read it.

But it was too busy dealing with the record number of other “disasters”
that Clinton declared – an average of one a week, which meant FEMA was
mailing out checks for every flash flood within range of a major media
market. Upstate New Yorkers suddenly became incapable of coping with the
cost of snow removal.

In 1997, Congress gave FEMA $500,000 and ordered it to develop a
comprehensive plan to evacuate New Orleans. The agency passed on the money
to Louisiana, which used it instead to study building a new bridge. As Rita
Beamish of The Associated Press reported on Sunday, FEMA didn’t bother
making sure a plan was drawn up – an aide to Witt said its job had just
been to pass on the money.

How often do you suppose someone at Wal-Mart headquarters dispenses
$500,000 and doesn’t bother keeping track of it? It’s legendary for
tracking every transaction and pinching every penny.

When Scott, the chief executive officer, travels with the chief financial
officer, they cut costs by sharing a hotel room.

That’s the kind of leader we need to oversee the tens of billions that
Washington will be spending on the Gulf Coast. Scott could cut costs while
still leaving the area as well prepared for the next disaster as Wal-Mart
was for Katrina.

David Vitter, the Republican senator from Louisiana, was so impressed with
the rapid response of Wal-Mart and other companies that he promised to
introduce a bill to abolish FEMA and contract its job out to the private
sector. I’m afraid the Wal-Mart Emergency Management Agency will be a tough
sell on Capitol Hill. But I’d vote for WEMA.

Me too. But this would never happen. 2 reasons.
1: It makes sense.
2: It would remove power from power hungry bureauratscrats.
Ahh, to dream…


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